Nintendo’s Super Smash Bros is a widely renowned and played game, but no one is asking the most critical question: who, of the Smash Bros gang, would make the best step-dad? Today we decided to ask the High Tech population this paramount question.
Below, we’ve included some written responses:
Kaleb B.
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
Donkey Kong
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He has a loving family, has a son, and he is the king of his own country.
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
Several ways, 1. He beats them up 2.He can create a school where if you bully you get expelled, because he owns his own kingdom 3. He can arm his kid with a peanut gun 4. He can get his kid into music as a good outlet
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
He knows how to make anything with bananas, and he is the king of a country, so he could get servants.
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
Have you seen the DK rap?
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
He is the first member of the DK crew.
Garret E.
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
Bowser
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He has all of the criterias of a father, he has a son, and he owns a kingdom.
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
He has a entire army to send to beat the bully up, he could also lend his son his clown car.
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
He can heat up anything up with his fire breath.
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
I'm pretty sure he can do a good default dance
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
I want to beat up that old mario.
Anonymous
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
King K Rool
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He will tear up the entire jungle for you
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
He will steal the bully’s jungle
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
He just steals bananas, so probably not
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
Absolutely, He slaps that belly
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
Best Newcomer.
Ryan .F
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
Kirby
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He is a morfis, he is an avatar, and he can absorb money
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
He eats them.
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
That is his final smash in brawl.
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
Every time he beats a level, he does the kirby dance
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
Amorphous blob.
Alden A.
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
Kirby
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He is a morfis, he is an avatar, and he can absorb money.
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
He eats them.
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
That is his final smash in brawl.
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
Every time he beats a level, he does the kirby dance.
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
Amorphous blob.
Results were across the board, but the real meat came when we sent out a school wide survey through email to allow the population to vote on who would make the best Super Smash step dad. Here’s the consensus:
Below, we’ve included some written responses:
Kaleb B.
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
Donkey Kong
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He has a loving family, has a son, and he is the king of his own country.
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
Several ways, 1. He beats them up 2.He can create a school where if you bully you get expelled, because he owns his own kingdom 3. He can arm his kid with a peanut gun 4. He can get his kid into music as a good outlet
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
He knows how to make anything with bananas, and he is the king of a country, so he could get servants.
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
Have you seen the DK rap?
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
He is the first member of the DK crew.
Garret E.
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
Bowser
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He has all of the criterias of a father, he has a son, and he owns a kingdom.
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
He has a entire army to send to beat the bully up, he could also lend his son his clown car.
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
He can heat up anything up with his fire breath.
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
I'm pretty sure he can do a good default dance
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
I want to beat up that old mario.
Anonymous
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
King K Rool
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He will tear up the entire jungle for you
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
He will steal the bully’s jungle
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
He just steals bananas, so probably not
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
Absolutely, He slaps that belly
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
Best Newcomer.
Ryan .F
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
Kirby
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He is a morfis, he is an avatar, and he can absorb money
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
He eats them.
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
That is his final smash in brawl.
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
Every time he beats a level, he does the kirby dance
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
Amorphous blob.
Alden A.
Which Smash Bros character do you think would make the best step dad?
Kirby
Why do you think this character would make the best step dad?
He is a morfis, he is an avatar, and he can absorb money.
How does your step dad deal with bullies?
He eats them.
Does your step dad know how to cook well?
That is his final smash in brawl.
Does your step dad have some wicked dance moves?
Every time he beats a level, he does the kirby dance.
If you could sum up your step dad in one sentence, what would it be?
Amorphous blob.
Results were across the board, but the real meat came when we sent out a school wide survey through email to allow the population to vote on who would make the best Super Smash step dad. Here’s the consensus:
Out of 111 responses 13.5% (the highest percent) voted for Luigi, making him the official Smash Bros stepdad! Mario wasn't far behind, but the green brother came in the lead this time! Go Luigi!